{"id":26,"date":"2008-05-16T02:09:20","date_gmt":"2008-05-16T00:09:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/townportal.ro\/blog\/tv\/prima-tv-si-fetita-zombie\/"},"modified":"2008-05-19T16:04:22","modified_gmt":"2008-05-19T14:04:22","slug":"prima-tv-si-fetita-zombie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.townportal.ro\/blog\/tv\/prima-tv-si-fetita-zombie\/","title":{"rendered":"Prima TV si fetita zombie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font color=\"#ffffff\">***** <\/font><strong>Prima TV<\/strong>, in urma cu ceva minute, adica stirile de la 11 seara.<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#ffffff\">***** <\/font><strong>Subiect<\/strong>: O idioata si-a omorat fetita de o luna dupa ce a exagerat<em> un pic<\/em> cu bataia parinteasca. Mai are o fata de un an jumate, pe care cica o tinea in lanturi. Dupa ce vocea de background ne spune ce si cum, toarna gogomania asta:<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#ffffff\">***** <\/font>\u201cCel mai probabil una dintre ele este moarta deja, iar cealalta va fi data la Protectia Copilului\u201d \u2026<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#ffffff\">*****<\/font><font color=\"#000000\">M-am oprit, am rumegat-o nitel\u2026 dar indiferent ce as fi facut nu prea era logica\u2026  Adicatelea, dupa ei, cealalta urmeaza sa moara si ea in curand, iar de asta se vor ocupa  <em>protectivii<\/em>. Sau varianta 2: cea care a murit nu este 100% moarta, ci e un fel de zombie. E destul de probabil sa fie moarta, dar nu e sigur\u2026<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#ffffff\">***** <\/font><font color=\"#000000\">Ce-mi plac mie oamenii astia care citesc texte puse in fata de altii, indiferent ce scrie in ele&#8230;\u00a0<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#ffffff\">*****\u00a0<\/font>Si iar mi-am adus aminte vrand-nevrand de <a title=\"Adoptie online\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.townportal.ro\/video\/fun-trust-me\/adoptie-online\/\"><font color=\"#3366ff\">faza cu adoptia<\/font><\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>[ratings]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dupa ce vocea de background ne spune ce si cum, toarna gogomania asta:<br \/>\n\u201cCel mai probabil una dintre ele este moarta deja, iar cealalta va fi data la Protectia Copilului\u201d \u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[39],"tags":[36,40],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.townportal.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.townportal.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.townportal.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.townportal.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.townportal.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.townportal.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.townportal.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.townportal.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.townportal.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}