{"id":33,"date":"2008-05-23T23:37:05","date_gmt":"2008-05-23T21:37:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.townportal.ro\/blog\/la-cersit\/mai-bine-s-o-iei-in-mana\/"},"modified":"2008-05-23T23:38:44","modified_gmt":"2008-05-23T21:38:44","slug":"mai-bine-s-o-iei-in-mana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.townportal.ro\/blog\/la-cersit\/mai-bine-s-o-iei-in-mana\/","title":{"rendered":"Mai bine s-o iei in mana"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font color=\"#ffffff\">***** <\/font>Cersetorii ies dupa soare, ca ciupercile dupa poaie. In tramvaiul 32, am avut ocazia sa vad azi fete noi.<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#ffffff\">***** <\/font>Doi baieti. Unul (mai in putere) il impingea pe celalat (orb), care canta repetitiv \u201cmelodia\u201d urmatoare. Dar mai repetitiv decat reclama aia enervanta cu ferestrele de-a fost in pauza finalei de Champions League.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cMai bineeeee sa n-ai o mana,<br \/>\nDa\u2019 sa ai vedera bunaaaaa<br \/>\nCa nimic nu eeeee mai scump<br \/>\nCa vederea peeee pamant\u201d.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><font color=\"#ffffff\">***** <\/font>De unde am inteles ca e important sa ai vederea buna, chiar daca stai mai mereu cu ochii in pamant.<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#ffffff\">***** <\/font>Tot in 32, un nene cu nush ce fel de certificate pentru nevasta bolnava ingana o poezie, dar nu prea facuse cursurile de specializare, ca n-am priceput ce zicea.<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#ffffff\">***** <\/font>De unde am inteles ce important e sa vorbesti clar atunci cand ceri bani.<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#ffffff\">***** <\/font>Oricum, pe individ mi se pare ca l-am vazut si anul trecut, cand avea nevoie de <em>parale<\/em> pentru operatia la picior. Saracul om, numai necazuri dau peste el\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cersetorii ies dupa soare, ca ciupercile dupa poaie. In tramvaiul 32, am avut ocazia sa vad azi fete noi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[46],"tags":[17,16],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.townportal.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.townportal.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.townportal.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.townportal.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.townportal.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.townportal.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.townportal.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.townportal.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.townportal.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}