{"id":64,"date":"2008-09-10T14:06:34","date_gmt":"2008-09-10T12:06:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.townportal.ro\/blog\/analfabeti\/un-pistol-o-tampla-o-pana-si-un-mar\/"},"modified":"2008-09-10T14:17:59","modified_gmt":"2008-09-10T12:17:59","slug":"un-pistol-o-tampla-o-pana-si-un-mar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.townportal.ro\/blog\/analfabeti\/un-pistol-o-tampla-o-pana-si-un-mar\/","title":{"rendered":"Un pistol, o tampla, o pana si un mar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font color=\"#ffffff\">***** <\/font>Am dat peste <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.ziare.com\/Noapte_cu_impuscaturi_pe_litoralul_romanesc-398492.html\" title=\"Un pistol si o tampla\"><font color=\"#3366ff\">o stire draguta<\/font><\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Dupa ce conflictul a degenerat unul dintre ei<font color=\"#ff0000\"> a scoc<\/font> un pistol si l-a impuscat <em>in tampla<\/em>. Enervat de acest lucru acesta l-a batut<font color=\"#ff0000\"> pana mar<\/font> pe cel care l-a impuscat. Barmanii de pe plaja au sunat de urgenta la politie si la salvare pentru a rezolva conflictul.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><font color=\"#ffffff\">***** <\/font>Am priceput <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.townportal.ro\/pictures\/pistol.jpg\" title=\"Un pistol, o tampla\"><font color=\"#3366ff\">de aici<\/font><\/a> ca:<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#ffffff\">***** <\/font>Un nene <strong>a scoc<\/strong> un pistol, apoi l-a impuscat pe alt nene <strong>in tampla<\/strong>. Dupa asta, al doilea individ, ala impuscatul <strong>in tampla<\/strong>, l-a batut <strong>pana mar<\/strong> pe primul, care a facut imprudenta sa scoaca pistolul si sa-l impuste.<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#ffffff\">***** <\/font>Ce n-am priceput:<br \/>\n&#8211; De ce n-au sunat barmanii la morga? Impuscat <strong>in tampla<\/strong> fiind al doilea individ \u2026<br \/>\n&#8211; Era moroi, zombie, vampir sau Hancock? Impuscat <strong>in tampla<\/strong> l-a batut pe celalalt, pana sau mar, n-am priceput prea bine.<br \/>\n&#8211; Daca era din neamul strigoilor, de ce n-au sarit barmanii sa-i infiga o nota de plata in inima?<br \/>\n&#8211; Daca pistolul era cu bile de cauciuc sau cu apa sfintita, nu cu gloante, de ce n-a scris jurnalistul (jurnalista) lu\u2019 peste in stire?<br \/>\n&#8211; La Ziare.com oare nu exista editor care sa citeasca ce publica astia mai mici, fara studii in domeniu si posibil angajati cu salariu minim pe economie?<br \/>\n&#8211; De ce nu se semneaza cei care scriu (preiau) stirile?<br \/>\n&#8211; De ce nu ii pot intelege pe cei care isi trateaza cititorii cu lehamite si sictir?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un pistol, o tampla, o pana si un mar. Componentele principale ale unei stiri miraculoase: &#8220;Unul dintre ei a scoc un pistol si l-a impuscat in tampla.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[18,48,47,68,51,27],"tags":[112,36,22,55,43,49,40,114],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.townportal.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.townportal.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.townportal.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.townportal.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.townportal.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=64"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.townportal.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.townportal.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=64"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.townportal.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=64"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.townportal.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=64"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}