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Drumurile noastre toante

Scris de Alex Sima | 13, 08, 2009

Partea I – tramvaiu’: Azi am realizat cat adevar se afla in spatele scenariilor Filantropica si Slumdog Millionaire. Ca sa cersesti cu succes trebuie sa ai nene o poveste, nu merge asa simplu. E si asta o arta. Un nefericit a avut ghinionul sa ceara “bani de-o paine” fara sa dea si un motiv. Nu era clasicul “fara lumina ochilor”, nu-i lipsea nici un membru, nu mergea taras, nu putea, nu avea de facut o operatie, si mai presus de toate, jignirea suprema, era imbracat in pantaloni si camasa.

N-a apucat sa-si zica replicile nici 10 secunde ca s-au coalizat toate babele scandalizate. “Du-te ma si munceste nu vezi ca esti sanatos”. P-orma a pornit o mini-conferinta in care isi povesteau reciproc intamplarile cu cersetori, cum una a coborat cu mancare de acasa sa le dea la unii de la o statie de metrou si n-au vrut s-o ia ca ei au nevoie de bani, si asa mai departe. Asadar, cel mai important sfat pentru cei care considera sa-si dezvolte o cariera in domeniu. O s-o botezam metoda 3P: Prezentare. Poveste. Papagal.

Partea a II-a – metrou’: De ceva vreme s-a pus in practica ideea sugubeata de a incurca bietii calatori prin schimbarea numelor statiilor. N-o sa analizam acum necesitatea, ci o sa incercam sa ne dam seama de ce daca tot s-a ales asta nu s-a mers pana la capat. Ce sa mai inteleaga un vizitator ocazional prin oras atunci cand panoul electronic ii afiseaza ca urmatoarea statie va fi Semanatoarea, duduia vocalista il anunta ca urmatoarea statie va fi Semanatoarea, da’ statia in care ajunge se cheama Petrache Poenaru? Eh? Pai schimbati ma fratilor totu’ daca schimbati…

Partea a III-a – taxiu’: De obicei cand vad un taxi oprit il intreb daca e liber. Ca poate a venit omu’ la comanda, poate vrea sa manance, poate vrea sa doarma. In primu’ rand e politcos si in al doilea e aiurea sa-ti pui bagajele in masina si apoi sa fii nevoit sa le dai jos. Ei, ce te faci insa cand la volan e “o ea”. Eu am intrebat-o daca e libera. Acum, cu mintea de apoi, ma gandesc ca poate n-o fi fost tocmai abordarea potrivita.

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