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Banci, banci, sa-naltam

Scris de Alex Sima | 24, 12, 2011

Bancomat BancPostSe pare ca de Craciun nu vreau sa-i raman dator “mosului” cu povesti si vreau sa-i parasc pe cei care n-au fost cuminti. Drept urmare:

– Pe la mijlocul saptamanii ma duc la bancomat. Hap. Inghite cardul si imi da o chitanta de-mi zice ca e inactiv.
– Ma duc la reprezentanta bancii.
– Imi scoate o domnita cardul, il sterge de praf (!) mi-l da si imi spune sa incerc iar. Hap.
– “Haideti sa verificam”.
– Cum nu aveam in plan decat sa scot bani, n-aveam buletinul la mine. Nu-i bai, imi stiu datele. Memorie 1. Amnezie 0.– “Aici scrie ca ati facut o cerere de re-emitere”.
– Si facusem. Cu luni in urma, cand mi-am pierdut cardul vechi si l-am inlocuit cu cel papat de bancomat. Ii explic.
– Ma intreaba exact cand am facut cererea. Memorie 1. Amnezie 1. Octombrie sau noiembrie… Cautam prin dosare.
– Intre timp s-a aprins beculetul. Prima oara cand am fost (octombrie), am facut cererea, am plecat linistit si cand m-am intors dupa 2 saptamani sa ridic cardul, mi-au spus ca au pierdut cererea si nu e inregistrata nici in sistemul electronic, deci sa fac alta. Am facut. Mi-am ridicat cardul (noiembrie). Acum, dupa 2 luni, cererea pierduta a fost gasita si procesata. Drept urmare, “am facut” o cerere de re-emitere a cardului re-emis si cel pe care il foloseam s-a anulat. Noroc ca intre timp a venit si cardul re-re-emis. Altfel, in loc sa fie amuzant si pentru mine, era doar pentru domnul Craciun caruia i-as fi trecut in scrisoare si o canistra cu benzina si o bricheta, sau un kit de demolare a sediilor de banca.

PS: cand am bagat cardul nou in bancomat, s-a busit softul la verificarea de sold.


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