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Profesoara

Scris de Alex Sima | 16, 10, 2011

Autobuz vechiNu mi-am explicat niciodata de ce varsta inaintata implica respect neconditionat. De fiecare data cand dau de situatia asta ma gandesc ca e in acelasi timp amuzant si trist. Intamplarea de azi a avut loc in autocar, dar nu e vorba de cliseul “ridica-te sa-mi faci loc”. Cel putin nu s-a ajuns acolo.

Sa pornim de la presupunerea ca e vorba de un domn si o doamna, ca n-am discutat cu ei sa ma asigur de domnie. Si de trei autocare pline ochi. Un singur loc liber ramas in cel in care ma aflam. La fix pentru doamna condusa de domn. Doamna era profesoara. Pe langa varsta, in jur de 70, un lucru suplimentar pentru prestanta. Sau cel putin asa parea sa aiba impresia nenea escortantul.

– N-aveti un loc in plus pentru doamna profesoara?
– Am exact un singur loc ramas liber, pe bancheta din spate, zice soferul.
– Nici pentru doamna profesoara nu aveti ceva mai in primele randuri? Insista omul (am mai vazut repetarea unor astfel de atribute intr-un singur alt domeniu: spectacolele de stand-up comedy + si filmele lui Sir Rowan Atkinson).
– Pai, nu, zice soferul.
– Pai ce-ati facut domnule, ati pus studentele in fata si o lasati pe doamna profesoara in spate? Studentele fiind trei tipe si cu mine.

Replica dupa care m-am gandit automat la autobuzele americane de acum cateva zeci de ani, in care se dadeau locurile dupa statut social. Cand in sfarsit si-au “castigat” cei de culoare dreptul de a circula cu autobuzul, erau mereu trimisi in sectiunea speciala, din spate. Nu e prima oara cand am observat aversiunea celor mai in varsta fata de locurile din spate. Daca stie cineva motivul, sa-mi explice si mie. Ma depaseste dispretul pentru o categorie de locuri. In fond, e doar… un loc. Stai jos cateva ore, te uiti pe fereastra, citesti, dormi, ai ajuns la destinatie si n-o sa mai tii minte in vecii vecilor ca ai stat in fata sau in spate, la fereastra sau pe interior.

Dar povestea nu se opreste aici, pentru ca de cateva zeci de minute imi vine sa rad singur. Pe monitoarele interne soferul a pus un film. Care film e printre cele mai proaste pe care am avut neplacerea sa le vad, dar nu asta e amuzant. Incerc sa-mi imaginez ce trece prin mintea doamnei profesoare, sau mai bine zis ce a trecut, in momentul in care s-a vazut asezata pe ultimul loc dintr-un mijloc de transport in comun, iar pe ecranul din fata ei au inceput sa se deruleze scene cam in ritmul urmator: o bataie in cusca, o fabrica abandonata in care o gasca de motociclisti facea trafic de droguri, in vreme ce o striperita presta. Iar niste batai, impuscaturi, si printre toate strecurata o doza de “bad acting”. Una mica, pentru ca filmul e de actiune. Adica sex, batai, sex, batai, sex, batai. Toate mimate foarte, dar foarte prost. Daca ar fi sa-i dau o incadrare, probabil l-as baga lejer la 16+. Categoric nu e un film “family friendly”. Si nu unul de pus in autocar, sa se uite aia micii la buci si crime.

Doamna profesoara, imi pare rau ca tinerii si tinerele din ziua de azi nu v-au respectat indeajuns ca sa se ofere sa faca schimb de locuri. Sa puteti sta mai in fata. Filmul s-a vazut mult mai bine de aici.

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