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RATB, razii, rinichi

Scris de Alex Sima | 16, 01, 2009

***** Bucurestiul se simte cel mai bine din RATB. Iarna, neaparat in inghesuiala. Mandrul autobuz 300 ma face insa sa ma gandesc la vremuri mai bune, si asa cum spunea Donald Duck, la intrebarea esentiala, de ce m-o fi clocit mama? Mai ales acum, ca stau infipt intre doi culturisti, iar o baba proaspat urcata mi-a proptit o sacosa intre picioare si la fiecare frana mai brusca, si inerent la fiecare tresarire a ei, trebuie sa ma ridic pe varfuri. Nu mi-am dorit niciodata mai mult ca acum sa nu facem accident.

***** In alta ordine de idei, in ultimele zile, Politia Comunitara m-a uns pe suflet. La Unirii, am vazut, in sfarsit, prima razie. Au dat iama in targovetii ilegali. Ca-n filme. Sirena, scartait de roti, coborat din masina in miscare. Sa-i fi vazut pe tuciurii cum au maturat mesele de plastic, le-au luat in cap si au inceput sa fuga ca turcii de Stefan cel Mare. Pe urma, au luat-o lejer la pas. Au vazut si ei, ca si mine, cine a coborat din masina. Nu, nu e typo. Masina, nu masini. Pentru zecile de tarabagii, potentiali amendati/arestati, Politia a mobilizat extraordinara forta de… 3 persoane. Dintre care doua domnite pe la 25 de ani, 30 maxim. Mergeau agale, razand. E si asta un inceput.

***** Vine criza, ocazie cu care sunt anuntat de “providerul” de internet (prin programelul de start-up despre care am scris mai demult) ca, dupa indelungi deliberari, au decis sa nu mareasca tarifele. Decat in cazul in care 1 Euro va depasi 4,5 RON. Citez: “Astfel, preturile abonamentelor vor ramane constante”. Din cate tin eu minte, am semnat un contract. Suma prevazuta in el e in lei, nicaieri nu sunt mentionati euro. In contract nu scrie ca imi pot modifica tarifele cand li se scoala. Asadar, 2 motive solide ca pretul abonamentului sa ramana acelasi. Sunt curios totusi ce justificare ar gasi sa mareasca tarifele percepute, in cazul in care pragul ar fi depasit. Si daca se va gasi cineva sa-i dea in judecata. Parca de curand au fost niste neni destepti pe la o banca si s-au gandit sa creasca taxele de administrare pentru carduri fara sa-i anunte pe oameni si in ciuda contractelor existente. Din cate tin minte, au luat o amenda babana si au dat si banii inapoi oamenilor. Sincer, le doresc o situatie asemanatoare si celor de la CZone, ca prea multe prostii gogonate fac in ultima vreme.

***** Apropo de criza, glumeam aseara ca o sa ajungem sa ne vindem organele. Eu am auzit ca se traieste bine fara un rinichi. Buba e ca eu am avut piatra la dansii prin clasa a 2-a. Trebuie sa-i fac rebranding sa obtin un pret bun. Sau… vrea cineva un rinichi second-hand?

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    La mine in piata ( salajan ) mereu se fac “razii” de genul asta. Insa dupa cum spui si tu, si echipa de militieni de aici consta in tot 3 persoane dintre care una trebuie sa fie neaparat purtatoare de ruj. E eficient doar pe moment cand mexicanii fug precum gandacii de lumina insa dupa aceea, isi reiau linistiti locurile 😀

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