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Purecele ninja
Scris de Alex Sima | 18, 02, 2009
***** Mi-l imaginez cum topaie vesel prin paduricea formata de parul de pe picioarele-mi imblanite. Tocmai s-a hranit, nu are nici o grija pe lume. Nu stie nimic despre asasinate, despre resurse, despre mite, despre politica, despre sport. Stie in schimb un singur lucru, pe care l-a dus la nivel de arta. Purecele meu stie sa suga.
***** Imi suge sangele, ca sa nu va dau motive de hlizit si sa zic ca ma suge. De obicei, de fiecare data cand ma “musca” o insecta, in locul respectiv nu apare un mic punct rosu, ci un ditamai vulcanul. Si spre marele meu ghinion, cred ca am un sange bun, pentru ca daca ma pui 24 de ore intr-o camera cu 100 de insi si un tantar sau purece, eu voi fi cel care la sfarsit va fi suspect de varicela.
***** Spre marea mea incantare, am reusit sa nu mai fiu muscat de pureci de ani de zile. Totul s-a naruit de curand, cand am mangaiat un pisic pe care nu-l suspectam ca duce transfugi. Am stat linistit pana cand am ajuns acasa, pesemne hotomanul n-a vrut sa ma alerteze c-a trecut granita. Cum am adormit, si-a infipt trompa. De 2 ori. Nici daca donam sange nu cred ca pierdeam atat. N-a fost nesimtit, sa faca 20 de mici bubite. In schimb, astea doua le-a facut strategic, exact unde cade elasticul de la soseta.
***** Trezit cu mancarimea-n mine, si simtind cum merge pe picior, m-am apucat sa-l caut printr-un complicat proces detectivistic. Dezbracarea-n cada. N-a dat roade. Al dracu’ terorist, s-a ascuns atat de bine, incat de duminica il tot caut si nimic. Ma fenteaza mai ceva decat o face Nastase cu procurorii. Cred ca e un purece cu antrenament de ninja.
***** De luni, cand mi-a facut o a treia penetrare a venelor, n-a mai dat nici un semn. Tind sa cred ca l-am strivit pe gras in somn. Amin.
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